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Hi,

Today, I'm going to challenge myself.

As you know (unless you joined the M$$M email list in like the last day or so) - I, Johnny the Spectacular, am the undisputed king of personal finance emails™.

Some people are naturally strong.

Some people are brain geniuses.

But MY super power is writing random email stories that eventually lead to personal finance articles.

Sometimes though, I have to do something just to make sure that I still have my fastball.

Years of writing the world's most entertaining money emails takes a toll, usually in the form of laziness.

So today, I'm going to try to take a completely random, totally unrelated story... and end it with a money article. Just to see if I can.

Let us begin. Hold on to your butts, ( it's gonna be a bumpy ride ):

Once upon a time, there was a man that wanted a doggo.

Specifically, he wanted a dog of the Great Dane variety.

Now at the time he lived in a small-ish apartment with his wife and two cats (even though he hates cats), so clearly a Great Dane Doggo wouldn't make any sense.

But this man was stubborn. Too stubborn.

So one fine week when his wife had traveled out of state to visit family...

... he devised a plan to acquire said doggo.

He looked for days upon days, but couldn't find the right animal.

Until one fateful day, his mother-in-law sent him a picture. It was a Great Dane of the most majestic variety.

"I have to have it!" he screamed internally.

He knew this was the doggo for him. His new best friend, and he hadn't even met him yet.

... and he would not meet the dog until it was delivered directly to his apartment.

You see, the man in this story did something rather... rash. He adopted the dog sight unseen. While his wife wasn't even in the state, no less.

A truly gutsy move. This was a brave man. Or stupid.

But this doggo had all of the right traits. Surely his wife would learn to love the doggo as the man had.

He was well-trained, they said.

"Loved to play with other doggos," they sneered.

So a deal was struck. Mom helped out, The man paid the adoption fees, medical (vet) fees etc... and the dog was delivered directly to him. A 4-year-old Great Dane.

Or... so he thought.

It turns out that this was no Great Dane. This dog just kinda... looked like a Great Dane in the pictures. If you squint.

After DNA analysis, it was determined that he was not the father.

Sorry sorry wrong story - he was not a Great Dane at all. It was a boxer/lab/bulldog/pit bull etc. mutt mix.

(reminds me of a Dalmation cross Pit bull that came from some one who owed me money, I had and donated to the city Fire Dept when they lost theirs, in a fire he had one blue and one dark brown eye) I was offered $1,500 for the dog, while wlaking the streets but the person was questionable, ...but I digress)

Not even close to what was advertised. He was also a puppy, not four years old.

... and had fake vet paperwork (I paid for). :(

The man had been bamboozled. But even still... he learned to love this strange doggo.

Sure, this dog has some... special... traits. Including:

- steals food from little children

- once knocked a small child over at a party and then attempted a mating ritual... but from six feet away so it made absolutely no sense, the type that'll hump you leg..

- has actually done the above on at least two separate occasions

- eats cat poo

But even still, the man loves this doggo and spares no expense to keep him alive.

He eats the fanciest of dog foods.

He enjoys multiple memory-foam mattresses throughout the house.

The man even paid $1,000 to remove skin cancer from the dog's... well manhood.

Look this dog is freaking expensive.

The only way the man can truly justify this dog is to save money wherever possible.

You never know when you'll need $1k for random dog pee pee surgeries etc.

Which is why you should...

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*whew* - nailed it.

- JoJo The GR8!

P.S. - this is all a true story. I adopted Strider sight-unseen (they said they were going to put him down if he wasn't adopted, and I couldn't have that). He did have fake paperwork. He is not really a Great Dane, but he was so young in the pictures that it was sorta believable. He did have skin cancer on his doghood and now pees forever sideways ( or horizontally ) after the surgery. And yes, he did attempt to mate in a small child's direction at a party (in front of her mom and 20 other people no-less), he did hump my led once or twice and it the former, was exactly as horrifying as it sounds.

But he is still my best friend I guess. Here are some doggo pictures to make your Monday better. Feel free to hit reply ( johnny@millennialmoneyman.com )  and send over your own doggo (or cat I guess) pictures. We're big fans of animals here at M$$M:

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Date: Mon, Jul 13, 2020 at 12:06 PM
Subject: Yes, it's all true
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