Here's the reality of the situation:
I know how many of you read my emails at work.
It's safe to say that I have been distracting M$$M readers from completing their assigned tasks by distracting them with emails and articles for years now and maybe getting them to do their work on their biz on company time.
It's a badge of honor for me to be honest. It brings joy to my life, because I once hated my teaching job and would have given anything for some random dude *possibly* working in his pjs or underwear to send me a funny email and good personal finance content to help me get ahead.
Now... I can only imagine what it looks like as you try to read this while also making it look like you're actually working. You used to do simulation work so it was easy for me to 'simulate work.' Usually, if it doesn't move you Xerox it, right!? If it does move, you 'simulate' it, on a Simulator. We train weapons officers that way, it's safer. ...but I digress sorry.
Do you look around to make sure your boss or co-workers aren't really paying attention first?
(AND I'm sure you do know about the 'hide' feature for Windows, which allows to temporarily hide some interwebspage, by tapping or toggling a foot switch.)
Do you open multiple browser tabs and switch to something official-looking when Steve from accounting rolls up you? ( or toggle that foot switch? sneaky isn't it? )
Pssst ...I'll never know (unless you hit reply and tell me <johnny@millennialmoneyman.com> ).
But I do know for a fact that a buttload of you are technically getting paid right now to read this email, and I like it. Oh, the blood sweat & tears...
And how do I know, you ask?
Simple.
"Away from Office" notifications. I get a bazjillion of them every time I send an email around the holidays (and then my assistant's life is immediately, ruined by having to delete all of them).
Anyway, your secret is safe with me - sorry, if I freaked you out with the headline.
I don't know any of your other secrets. No need to worry there. You can wipe the sweat off your brow and take a sigh of relief.
Your weird secrets, are safe.
So now that we have that out of the way, let's do a little more work-sponsored, reading.
It's been a while since I've sent a newsletter email out with fresh articles, so today, I'm going to treat you to a buffet.
I mean it's not like one of those boujee Vegas buffets with all-you-can-eat (chateau-briand) and (lobster).
This is more like Golden Corral, prime rib & shrimp.
Affordable. Reliable. Questionable...
Here you go, and have a great day at work today and enjoy you week:
- Nine 9 Legitimate Work From Home Jobs (riskiest to read at work)
- What Is Passive Income and How Do I Start? (not as risky)
- How To Get a Raise (and what NOT to do) (only read if your boss is not in the office)
- Nine 9 Meal Prep Tips & Ideas to Help You Save Money (I mean this is probably pretty safe tbh) ;) ;) ;)
My thanks n advance for your time, attention & consideration.
Best Regards!
Cheers,
João
From: Millennial Money Man <bobby@millennialmoneyman.com>
Date: Mon, Dec 16, 2019 at 10:39 AM
Subject: Yes, I know your secret
To: <joaoa.dsilva2019@gmail.com>- Bobby
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